I have twins. Hence the title. They are fraternal (non identical) boys. They are almost four, & are completely mad balls of unrelenting energy. They are simultaneously hilariously entertaining & wildly infuriating & excruciatingly embarrassing. They are relentless whirlwinds of big & loud personality, expressed in incessant chat & constant tearing around. I perpetually wish they had an 'off' switch (they actually do - it's called Cbeebies). And the world would be a duller place without them, because they make it brighter.

(they also have an adored younger brother, who is quite literally loved to crushing point. I had hoped he would be the sedate one, but fear I am to be disappointed)